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coniferu posted 1/19/04 5:25 PM
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FUNK: Coniferu do you compete with the Hawk?
CONIFERU: Well i actually beat the Hawk
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CONIFERU: Hey Funk you suck...heheheheh
NAT NAT NAT TNATNATNAT
Funkee posted 1/20/04 3:27 PM
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Ba ba Funk mia trecut o pisica neagra prin fatza masinii ... ce fac dau de 3 ori in marsarier? lol you grass Rashinos
coniferu posted 1/20/04 3:57 PM
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CONIFERU: Funk shut the fuck up bitch!
FUNK: Yes MASTER!!!
CONIFERU: HA HA HA you useless mule...
Funkee posted 1/20/04 9:41 PM
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Funk: u gonna punish me master?
Coniferu: im gonna chop off your arm
Funk: nooooo
Stay here to see more about The Adventures of a Weak Grass...after the break
coniferu posted 1/21/04 8:44 PM
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NARATOR: And now we return with the "Adventures of a weak Grazz and his loial dog and slave for life Funk"...lets see what our heroes are doing today...
CONIFERU: Loial Funk go into the woods and make me a magical skate which can do tricks by its own and then go eat a dead animal or something in case you get hungry...
FUNK: Yes master...what ever you say master...
CONIFERU: HA HA HA now shut up and go you filthy animal...
Funkee posted 1/24/04 10:41 PM
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Funkee goes in the woods and instead of makeing the magik skateboard he builds...by his own... a tree house
Coniferu:Where the fcuk is that slave?
But theslave was in the tree house throwing rocks in coniferu`s stomack
... anaaaaa anaa says Coniferu... my fat stomack hurts...uuh...uhhh...
Then with the dead animal, Funkee hits Coniferu straight between the eyes...
coniferu posted 1/25/04 8:56 PM
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NARATOR:Seeing that he was being attacked by his own loyal slave Coniferu came up with an ideea and said to himself...
CONIFERU: I'm gonna burn you down bitch...ha ha ha...
NARATOR: And so he burned Funk's house and made him beg for his life...
CONIFERU:Beg slave...beg for your life...
FUNK:I'm sorry master I won't do anything like that again master...please spare me master...
CONIFERU: HA HA HA shut up slave...from now on you won't disobey me or you shall die like the slave you are...ha ha ha
NARATOR:And so Coniferu was able to calm down his loyal dog but soon our heroes were going to face their gratest challenge yet...
coniferu posted 1/25/04 9:20 PM
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NARATOR:Right after they got out of the woods a big bad wolf was waiting for them...
CONIFERU:SHIT...!!!
FUNK:What the...???
NARATOR:The wolf jumped right at Funk's head and started chewing it...like a bubble-gum. Seeing that, Coniferu made no effort to try and save Funk...he just stayed there and laughed while Funk was fighting with the wolf.
CONIFERU: HA HA HA come on slave kick his ass!!!
FUNK:Yes master... I'm trying to, master
NARATOR:As he was watching the fight Coniferu realised that Funk was getting slaughtered by the wolf.So he took a rock and threw it on the wolfs head and killed him...
FUNK:Thank you master...
CONIFERU:Yes...yes now Funk I want to rest.Go and wash my shoes and socks and stay awake during the night...
FUNK:Yes master...I shall
CONIFERU:Tomorrow a long journey awaits us...
NARATOR:And so Coniferu went to sleep and his loyal dog Funk washed his socks and stayed awake during the night
Funkee posted 1/25/04 10:53 PM
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Forgot to tell ya stupid punks who read this story... Funkee iz not a dog ... its just that Coniferu used to call him "dog" like rappers do... ooh but he is a strong youth ..yeah, a strong one and without him Coniferu would die of hunger and other needs.
Now that you know how strong and humble Funk iz...well continue our story
That night,he stayed awake... but as a slick slave that she iz...oh excuse me... he iz.., planned the murder of his master. So he filled Coniferus socks with a magic potion from the bitch witch of da forest,Calabazita, that he obtained by fucking her well.
The magic potion will transform the lazy Grazz into a big pile of stinky shit. In the morning...
Coniferu: hey Funk! Fuuuuuuuuuunk! wheres tha stupid dog?
Funkee: Yes yes master...uh...Good morning! i was pissing on a Hawk 
Coniferu: Did you clean my Circa Jamie Thomas shoes well? And how about ma Bizo socks?
Funk: (you little bastard...grrr) Yes master...i will bring them in a hurry.
The grazz put his socks on...he started to stink like shit rapidly.
Coniferu: fcuk... what iz dat smell? Funk, did you washed ya filthy hair? it smels like in That rip to Predeal
Funk: ooh... my stinky hair iz fine...but you graaaz... hahahaaaaaaaaa hirc haha hirc...you iz gonna fry...looooool
Coniferu: nooooo..you will pay for this you magget
Lets see what more can bring us these stupid friends
coniferu posted 1/26/04 7:36 PM
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NARATOR:But little was Funk to know, that Coniferu knew about his useless plan and he washed his feet with a magical potion which neutralised the effect of Funk's potion...but Coniferu is a real artist and he starts fooling around...
CONIFERU:Oh no...oh you stupid dog slave what have you done...?
FUNK:HA HA HA who's the slave now? HA ha ha...
NARATOR:Suddenly, tricky Coniferu got his shoes out of his feet and gues what? He didn't turn into a shit...
FUNK: What the fuck??? You were supposed to turn into a shit MASTER...
CONIFERU:Yes imbecile Funk but I didn't...and now that you tried to trick me again you shall suffer...ha ha ha
FUNK:No master...please please...don't do that...
CONIFERU:HA ha ha you stupid disrespectful fuck...ON your knees...ha ha ha...you're fucked now...
FUNK:NO master please...
NARATOR:As Funk was on his knees Coniferu turned with his ass to Funk's face and farted in fis face...The fart was so toxic that Funk nearly died.After a coupple of hours Funk recovered from the stink but he woke up tied up by his neck like a dog.
FUNK:Master what have you done to me?
CONIFERU:I tied you up so you won't be able to do any more tricks...ha ha ha. Now let us go...I told you a long journey awaits us...MOVE useless and undevoted slave...ha ha ha...
NARATOR:And so our 2 brave heroes went into the world to seek out more and more adventures...(stay tooned and don't go awawy, we'll be right back!!!)
Funkee posted 1/26/04 9:54 PM
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Finally they arrived in Constangeles Village...
Coniferu: Yo Funk.. quickly... find me a skatweboard... i wanna try this "canta".
Funk: Go and get it for yourself... fat fcuk...
SWOSH!
Funk: Anaaaa... sssshit...yes precious master...grrr
Meanwhile, an old skater suddenly appears from the fog... he has long curly hair and dummy face with red nose.
Coniferu: woow who iz dat brave ol`skater?
Funk: hmmm..
The brave skater approaches with an 360 heelflip..." who r theese 2 peasants?"
Coniferu: For God`s sake ..i`m not a peasant, maybe Funk iz... for i am the Great Grazz and my slave Funk the first
"Oh, i am Hawk... HawkTav..you can call me Hey Hawk... when you wanna go"
Coniferu: Fuuuuuunk!!!!!!
Funk: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees maaaaasteeeer?
Coniferu:i am about to set you free if you will beat hawk in thearts of skateboarding
Funk: Beat him i shall...
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coniferu posted 1/27/04 10:33 PM
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NARATOR:And so Funk tries to beat "The HAWK" at skateboarding...
FUNK:Are you ready magget?
HAWK:HE he he...of course I am...
FUNK:OK let's start!!!
NARATOR:While the 2 skaters were "fighting" Coniferu was plotting an evil plan...
CONIFERU:Ha ha ha I'm gonna make Hawk my slave too...ha ha ha...
NARATOR:After the fight Funk was the winner and he was very happy believing that he has won his freedom...
FUNK:Master...master I am free now right?
CONIFERU:No you stupid fuck you and hawktav will be my slaves from now on...ha ha ha
FUNK:But master...
CONIFERU:No buts...now shut up and bring that Hawk with us...
NARATOR:This is how the wise Coniferu got another slave for his journey of facing the world...(stay tooned...)
dragos posted 1/28/04 7:10 PM
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LOCO!
Funkee posted 1/29/04 12:49 AM
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Funk: Hey Hawk... we can`t accept that... he said if i beat you will set me free. Tell him!
Hawk: oooh come on ...don`t be such a wuss... Conifer,let`s see you now. iz you really good at skateboarding? do u beat Funk?
Coniferu: i beat him all the time... but i don`t defeat Funk cuz i`m such a slaab Graaz. I can try beating you. En gard! I`ll let u try my Graaz style..
Coniferu rises in the sky with a nollie flip underflip 720 spin. Hawk rises too with a christ air and they start to fight in the air like Dragonball.
Funk: what a bunch of dorks...shhhit...now its my chance to escape...
So... Funk starts to run into the forest nearby Casa de cultura (cuz in the old times there were trees instead of blocks) saying to himself "Run fooooorest ruuuuun Fuuuuuunk".
Meanwhile the two stupid fucks were acting silly.
Hawk: you are not a skater if you`re afraid to put the crooked on the "canta".
Coniferu:ummmm ...mhhh... and youre not a skater if... if...you woon!!!! he starts crying.
Looking at Funk he realised that he was missing...but Funk was really far..too far hahahaha...he reached the "statuie" park trying to hide.
natanananatttannanat...Promo
azi pe partie ne trebuie ceva usor si hranitor... uiiiite in vitrina e kinder bueno cu cicat...mmmmm
il mananc in fiecare zi cand vreau sa prind energie si sa ragai in mashina cu ceilalti... incercati si voi
Grase nu teai saturat sa tot ragai a chiftele? incearca asta
coniferu posted 1/29/04 9:06 PM
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CONIFERU:Funk you stupid fuck your gonna die in your own blood...ha ha ha...I'm gonna hunt you down and kill you...unobedient good for nothing slave
NARATOR:Meanwhile Funk was hiding like a rat near STATUIE...So Coniferu went with his other slave Hawktav to find the bastard...
CONIFERU:Come out come out where ever you are because if you do you're gonna die fast with no pain ha ha ha...
NARATOR:Funk was scared shitless...he even shited on him...finally he came out and started asking Coniferu for mercy...
Funk:Master don't kill me....please master...
CONIFERU:You stupid fuck...now you're gonna die bitch...
FUNK:NOOOOOO.....
HAWK:Master Coniferu what are you going to do to him???
CONIFERU:I'm gonna give him to the wolfes so they can fiest upon his dead body...ha ha ha
FUNK:No master no....i'll do anything...
CONIFERU:Well if you say so Funk then...
FUNK:Yes master yes...
CONIFERU:BEND OVER JUNIOR...(stay tooned)
Funkee posted 1/29/04 10:13 PM
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And it continueslike that
SWOSH!!! Coniferu`s foot digs its way throug Funk`s ass.
Funk: wooooooow...what was that? did it hurt? hahahahaaaa.... let me introduce you THE "Ass Pain reliefer 3000"... consists of grease and oil
Funk applied the right measure of Ass pain reliefer 3000 on his ass to make coniferu slip on it right down.
Hawk: hahahaha
Coniferu: Sut uhp!! sh uuup! shup ut!!! uuuuh SHUT UP!!!! grrr
Quickly Funk grabs a rock and shove it in coniferu`s mouth while his efforts to say"shut up" were useless.
Coniferu:mmmm mmm ....mmm
Hawk:hahaha
Funk: Now you, Graas...pray i will not push this rock into your stomac.
Coniferu: mmmm mmm (crying)mmmm aammm
Hawk: Push it Funk ... Push it real good
(Funk was fucking Hawk in the ass)
Funk: yeeeeeaaah i`m gonna push it....hahahhaa
Coniferu - scared
Funk: hahahaaaaaaa im gonna push it Graaas hahaha haaaa...
Suddenly the phone rings wakeing up coniferu... pffffiuuu!
Coniferu: uh Yeah?
His DAD: Son do u still want that 6600?
Come on ..dress up and lets go.
It all appeard like a dream to Coniferu...a weird dream... also he was verry happpy it wasn`t reality
Coniferu: ok dad.
The telephone rings again...
Coniferu: Hello?
Telephone: Push it Funk...hahaha...i`m gonna push it...yeaaah hahaha
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
THE END
Hawk posted 1/31/04 10:29 PM
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Comunica....Fi mai aproape de cei dragi. ..ROMTELECOM va prezinta..
"Adventures of a weak Grazz and his loial dog and slave for life Funk" RELOADED
Hawk posted 1/31/04 10:34 PM
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Fi mai aproape de cei dragi...Comunica. ..ROMTELECOM PREZINTA..
"Adventures of a weak Grazz and his loial dog and slave for life Funk
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Octav
(Moderator) posted 2/1/04 6:51 PM
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Narator: It was a cold,rainy ninght of february.Coniferu was sitting on his bad with a 6600 without a battery in his hand.All of the room was covered in darkness and all Grazz could think about was the last phonecall.That scene was repeating in his mind over and over again "Push it Funk...hahaha...i`m gonna push it...yeaaah hahaha".
CONIFERU: Noooooooo,it was just a dream a lousy dream that's all,just a dream...i'm going to eat something and everithing is going to be just fine.
Narator: as he was walking through the hall strange noises came from the kitckhen.He enterd the kitchen and all the sudden all the sounds disapeard.The whole room was covered in a terrifying silence..you could here only his heart beating..dum..dum..dum..he put his hand onto the fridges handle ,the door slowley opened, and like a blast Funk got out the fridge followed by Hawk.
Funk: thought you can get away from us little grazz?
Hawk: after all you have done thought you could escape so easily?
Funk: what do you have to say master?
Coniferu: noooooooooooo leave me alone, nooooooooo!,nooooooooooooo!,noooooooo!!!
Narator: That were the last words of the slab in that night.Will he escape,will Funk and Hawk kick his fat ass ... finde out in the next episode of "Adventures of a weak Grazz and his loial dog and slave for life Funk" just after the brake.
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Narator: All of a sudden...the MASTER (adica eu)...pulled out his AK 47...and started shooting little hoc and that smelly dog..(fanc)....
the 2 bitches started running like hell and started screaming like little girls..HAHAHA...
Hoc: Hey fanc I think the grazz lost it...I think he is crazy...
Fanc: I know....I know....we're fucked...
Grazz: Run u fucks run..HAHAHA...run for your miserable lives...HAHAHAH...WHAHAHA...
Narrator: so the 2 slaves ran all day and finally found a spot to hide...it was a cave...the grazz didin't follow them in the cave...cuzz he knew that the cave was cursed...something evil was living there..something pervert...
The 2 slaves entered the cave and started walking slowly...as they went deeper you could hear strange sounds coming from the other end of the fuckin cave...
Meanwhile the Grass or the MASTER (HEEHEH) waited at the entrance of the cave with his gun loaded...he knew that the 2 slaves would come out some time...
Hoc: Fanc what the fuck are we doing here....I don't want to die...
Fanc: Relax hoc there's nothing in this cave that could harm us...
Narator: but he was wrong...cuzz there was the evil and pervert creature that lived there...people from the nearby village used to call that creature "the Burger"...cuzz he used to steal teenagers (boys or girls) and rape them like an animal...so fanc and hoc we're just right for "the burger" to wrape WHAHAHA....
So the 2 dumbasses ventured deep into the cave where "the burger" was...
stay tunned and let's see what's gonna happen to them?
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ConiferuLittle Conifer is in the Big City
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Narrator: as the 2 dumbasses we're walking towards the end of the cave they we're ambushed by the burger...they we're beatten almost to death...
the burger tied them up and dragged them in his layer...
when they woke up....the burger was getting ready to fuck them....
Hoc: NOOOOO..NOOOO.....
Narrator: But the burger didn't want to fuck hoc first, he wanted fanc...so he pulled down his pants and just when he was about to put his dick in fanc's stinky ass...BOOM...the cave's walls started shaking...and suddenly...a scuba diver slaps burger over his face and then shoots with her harpoon in burger's leg....
Burger started screaming like hell...even the Grazz could hear him...
So the scuba diver saved fanc and hoc from the pervert burger and took them out of the cave....
Fanc: Who are u brave warrior?
Scuba Diver: My name is Scafandra...
Hoc & Fanc: Thank you Scafandra thank u for saving our pittiful lives...
Narrator: Meanwhile the grass entered the cave carefully and started searching for the slaves...Suddenly he sees burger who was hurt...and was in pain....
Grass: So u are the burger ha?
Burger: Yes I am...
Grass: well u sick fuck...u have 2 choices...either i'm gonna shoot ur ass down or u gonna help me catch those 2 dissobedient slaves...
Burger: ok ok...don't kill me..i want to catch them to and fuck them...
Grass" ok u sick shit...so let's go then..after them...
Burger: wait wait...i can't my leg is hurt...this scuba shit came and fucked up my leg...
Grass: well Burger..we can chop it off...or i can piss on it and it will heal in a day.
Burger: NOOOO...NOOO...I don't want u to piss on my leg...
Grass: ok we'll chop it off then..HAHAHAH
Burger: no no don't chop it off. Piss on it...
Narrator: So the grass pissed on burger's leg and then they went after the 2 slaves and their pittiful hero, Scafandra...
Stay tunned and see what's gonna happen to our heroes...
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 FunkePasarea PenixDin: Constangeles
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Finally safe...the three dellirious friends were goin to have a beer at the Bourbon House
Funk: Yo...that was awesome maaaaan, the way you came to save us, smashed the rocks, burger`s leg`s fucked up....hahahaha, yo so who r u, brave scuba dubba diver? heard you takein` parachute lessons ha?
Scafandra: Bai Funk... yu ar in deingar.... i`ve heard of tha big canifar 2 years ago....he slaughtered me family in a drive by in South Central Constangeles, me dad was smokin some hash in front of da porch and me mom was lurkin around bout nothing. I will take revenge for all that, i cand even remember how it was... canifar in a blue Opel Corsa with Nitrous injection, freak smile on his muiah, revealing a 9mm double barel gun with independent guidance of tha bullets...on for ma mom and one ...or two for ma dad (cuz he was too high heheheh)...shot`em with no remorse just for fun... fukin canifar....waaaaaaaa
Hoc: yo yo yo...chill...we`ll get that son of a gun, together we are stronger
Narator: After the 10 litres of beer were done...the three dizzy friends moved their asses in town (Tha Constangeles) to find those two pigs wich, meanwhile, were doing disaster:
Grazz: Hey Burger...get over here...
Burger: Yes my big eater of pizza, pork and sweets....
Grazz: smash the old man`s face while i`m holdin` him by his throat. c`mon...smash him waaahahahahaah....
ZBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF! Burger punches the old man with a combo move... smashing both the nose and teeth...weeeeeeee says Burger...i feel alive...i`m a barbarian...waaaahahahah
Narator: So they were moving on satisfied to do another damadge...
Terror in Constangeles... the Casa of Cultura was only ruins, Protest Urban`s studio became a wreck, Neuman was lain` down there dead...
Hoc: yo,yo,... check oput that old man... he`s freakin around screamin
So wussup homie?...
Old man: pfff...pfffp.ppffpfpfpp...spittin on hoc`s face.... two deliquents beat the shit out of me... look they knocked me three teeth....
Funk: (dindn`t knew what happened) and what`s wrong? why the three teeth miss?
Old man: Mi i-a refuzat corpu coaaaaaaaaie.... (looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool)
weheeeeee
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si tine minte... acolo pe front.....daca vei muri ca un brav la somata cu tubermanu cu gornete, familia ta va primi o piatra funerara moca
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NARATOR:...so, the 3 lil` idiots decided to make a plan (a dillinger escape plan) in order to get those 2 biatches, Master Grazz and Perverted Burger. They picked the ol`man as a bate. They undress him and bend him over with his asshole in the burning sunlight. Next to him they put a wood plank wich said: "PLEASE FUCK MY TINY STINKY ASSHOLE!!!". the lil` 3 dumbasses jumped behind a bush and waited there quietly. Meanwhile, Burger was freaking out:
BURGER: Hey Grazz...i need an ass right now, i can`t hold myself.. i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed aaaaaaaaaan aaaaaaaaaaaass. as a matter of fact i find you phat ass quite attractive.
CONIFER (with fear in his voice): Stay away from me you perverted creep or i will shoot in the face with this bazooka.
NARATOR: as they were walking thru the CDC place Burger saw the ol`man`s asshole standing in the sun. he tooked off his pants and rushed to him. Conifer smelled the ambush an he tooked cover ("Take Cover`" . The 3 lil`idiots decided not to take action until after Burger finishes himself in the ol`man`s ass. After 4 hours of continous fucking and 4 cumshots, Burger was done. SHFIUUUUU!!! the 3 lil`weaks grabbed Burger and tied him up by the "canta".
HOC: Whahaha.. Now that the pervert is tied up we cand get our revenge on that Grazz Conifer. Muhahahaha!!!
FANC: YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Revenge shall be ours.
SKAFY: Father...i will make u proud!
CONIFER [after jumping from a bush with a chainsaw in his right arm and a bazooka in his left hand]: Arrrrrgh! You little sons of biatches thought you will get away unpunished for your acts, uh? You thought u could bring me down. An you Scuba Diver.... oh i should have killed you long time ago if i wasn`t drunk that night when i murdered your weak parents. HHAHAHHAHAHAHHA.
NARATOR: Will the 3 lil`idiots get their sweet revenge on Conifer`s Grazz Ass? Will Master Grazz punish them one by one? Will the ol`man walk normal as before he got his ass filled with cum? Will the Pervert Burger get more asses? All this an lots of more action in next episode of "Adventures of a weak Grazz and his loial dog and slave for life Funk"... just after the commercial break.
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HawktavEu sunt Acela...Din: Constangeles
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NARATOR: And the fight begins. The Grazz throws himself into battle screaming like a wild boar trying to intimidate the three brave heroes..well actualy two cus Hoc saw a nice skating spot near by and went to practice his heelflip manuals.
Funk: Coniferrrr! this is your end.. hahhahaha i will slap you with my smelly IPath shoes, and you will diee foreverrr!
Grazz: You tried that trick before lil idiot i didn't work and it won't work now either! I will kill all three of you..or two..where the fuck is hoc???
NARATOR: Scafandra knowing the true power of Funk's smelly shoes
continued fighting.
SCAFANDRA: Come on Funk use the shoe use it,.. we'r loosing use the shoe, and where the fuck is hoc?
Funk: I can't is that filthy it got stuck on my leg, i can't get it off, we'r dead!
NARATOR: Grazz pulling aut a third bazooka sais: "Hahaha face your end slaves hahahahah....."
Will Scafandra and Funk survive this battle, where is burger and wtf is Hoc doing? all this in the next episode..
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NARATOR: Meanwhile Hoc was still skating and Burger tied up was annoying him singing Dilinger.
Hoc: Shut the fuck up biatch, i'm trying to skate over here, do u want me to bitchslap you?
NARATOR: Burger feelin horny (maybe because teh rope got in his ass) continued singing hopeing Hoc will get near him and then ...., but before he knew he annoyed Hoc so much then when he landed a heel he broke his deck....half of the deck flew right to Burger cutting all the ropes he was tied whith and the other half was heading directly to Conifer's balls (in slow motion of course).Everyone stoped ,even Burger, and they were looking the half of the deck as it was flying....
Will the deck hit Coniferu in the balls, saving Fanc and Skafandra and what about Burger what will he do now free as he is.. find out in the next episode of "Adventures of a weak Grazz and his loial dog and slave for life Funk"
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Narrator: Luckily the Grass was smart enough to quickly grab the old man and smash his face on Hoc's deck. Then Conifer yelled at burger to grab Hoc and put him in Conifer's car, the Opel Corsa or the "Duble Mobil". In this time the snicky Scafandra pulled out her harpoon and pointed it at Coniferu's head and Fanc managed to pull his stinky shoe out of that rotten and rusty feet of his.
Coniferu: What the...?!!
Narrator: And with no regret Scafandra shoots with her harpoon and fanc throws his shoe at Coniferu's face....
Narrator: The grass was hit by Scafandra's harpoon in his arm and the smely shoe hit him in his face...
Conifer: AAAAAAAA.....Zbiffff...ooooohhhh....
Narrator: Conifer fell down like a hero..he was very dizzy from the smell of the shoe but he was also hurt.
Scafandra: YEAHHHH...we got that son of a bitch...
Fanc: Yuhuuu...hehehe....now who's the boss u fuckin Grazz...
Conifer: Burgerrr...help me u fuckin pussy...
Burger: ok ok...hold up....fuckin moron
Burger: yo...yo....listen...I'll give u Hoc and u give me the Grazz back...
Fanc: hmmmm...damn...ok ok...give us Hoc and we give u that Grass back...
Narrator: So they switched the hostages and then Burger took Conifer in the Opel Corsa and they drove to this old lady who was supposed to have magic powers and heal people....So the old lady gave the Grazz and Burger a magic bottle of Finlandia. Then they went to Portu Tomis to drink this magic bottle cuzz the Grazz was hurt and he needed to recuperate and get better.
Fanc: Where the fuck do u think they went?...
Scafandra: How the fuck should I know...
Hoc: Maybe they went to eat a shaorma or something..cuzz u know how that Grazz is..always hungry...
Fanc: Wait, wait..I think I know...I think they went to...shit yea...they went to Portu Tomis.
Narrator: And so the 3 little unimportant slaves went after Burger's and Grazz tracks...when they got there the Grazz and Burger were almost healed by the magic powers of Finlandia...So the 3 slaves decided to hide in a bush and wait untill the Grazz and Burger will fall asleep so they cand catch them...
Stay tunned and see what's gonna happen next to our heroes...
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Comercial Break:
Have you ever been depressed? Have you ever been sad ["trist"]? Are you looking to have a "good time"? Are you searching for good quality drinks? Then buy Finlandia. Diz iz very good vodka. We have here a satisfied customer. Tell us your name sir.
Customer: My name iz Pervert Burger...
Reporter: What was your problem before drinking Finlandia Premium Vodka?
Customer: I was really depressed because there were only 2 girls at my birthday party. The other biacthes i have invited weren`t there. So i was very sad and Fanc looked at me and said: "Baaaaaaaaaaaah. Bea asta shi o sa te simti bine. Ai incredere ca os afie totul ok." And indeed it was ok. I began to feel better and better. Finlandia is the recipe for Having A Great Time!!!!
so drink Finlandia, the potion of happiness!!!!!!!!!!!
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ConiferuLittle Conifer is in the Big City
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Narrator: and so they waited and waited. In this time the Grazz fell asleep but Burger was kind horny and couldn't sleep. he was thinking of asses....
Narrator: The Grazz was dreaming and he was having this horrible nightmare...he dreamed that he was in US..and he was staying in a nasty room with a STUPID korean guy...and one day the Grazz went in the City and got back home at 8 o'clock in the evening. In this time his dumbass roomate locked himself out of the room and waited for the Grazz to come home and unlock the door. So the stupid korean guy waited for about 5-7 hours for the Grazz to come home. WHAHAHAH....and then when the Grazz came home he opened the door and left it open. Then he went to eat something in the dinning room. In this time the stupid korean locked himself out AGAIN and then went to the Grazz to tell him he locked himself out...and asked the Grazz if he had his key with him, but the Grazz told him that the key was in the room, cuzz he left it there when he first opened the door. So the Grazz had to go and take the spare key from the residence office and open the door. Then the Grazz asked the korean guy how old was he..
Korean guy: How old do you think I am?
Narrator: WHAHAHHAH...what an idiot...WHAHAHAH
Grazz: I don't know...u tell me (dumbass)
Korean guy: 26...
Narrator: At this point the Grazz freaked...how can u be 26 years old and don't know what to do if u lock yourself out of your room
Grazz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...!!!!
Narrator: and at this time the Grazz wakes up from his nightmare....and he doesn't see Burger...so he starts yelling for him...
Grazz: Burger....Burger..u sick fuck where are u?..Burger....
Burger: (from the bushes) I'm here..I'm here fuckin Grazz...
Grazz: what the hell are u doing?...
Burger: Nothin' nothin'...
narrator; But actually Burger was fucking the bush...what a sick bastard...
Grazz: come on Burger..let's go to sleep...we have a long day tomorrow...we have to capture and punish those stinky fucks...
Narrator: So the Grazz and Burger went to sleep again...and during this time the 3 slaves remained in the bushes and waited for the master and pervert burger to fall asleep...
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FunkePasarea PenixDin: Constangeles
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soon it will be 1 may so...the three friends will be dellirious at Neptune insetead of freakin out in new york, no booze, no party like con does or in The Old Customs like Burger does heheheheh.... will meet the Voucher and the con will meet the koreean guy, will meet Aftene and the Burgher will meet Doby waahahahaha. Stay tuned for the tales from the Neptune and the miserable time spent in nev yorc and in the vame. lol wit all the black tee shirted rockers. Meanwhile Hoc is bustin a bs heel, coniferu is bustin none and burger slim and none ollie ), Funk is bustin` a fat Bwucegi, the con is sippin quiet his orange juice and burger is sippin his girlfriend tits. hoc is grinding bebu`s teeth wit a bs krooked shuvit out, knockin 2 more out, the con jerks off every day watchin porn instead of fuckin some fat ass bitches and burger couldn`t managed to escape from the house nowadays. So i think the 2 stupid low lifes bastards are more inconvenient in this situation than the three sparklin friends.... wahahahaha
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si tine minte... acolo pe front.....daca vei muri ca un brav la somata cu tubermanu cu gornete, familia ta va primi o piatra funerara moca
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ConiferuLittle Conifer is in the Big City
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Well the thing is that the Grazz has a very high self-esteem and he can't lower his level and fuck any fat ass bitches (that weight around 200 pounds=100 si ceva kg) whaha)...as fanc might do. The thing is that if u grow up with a "futac" or an "el futadore" around u...u might reach a certain level and fuck everything u get your filthy hands on...even small boys...whahaha
Another thing is that, the Grazz knows he is gonna make some nice money after he finishes college and biz school (masters) and he will fuck all the cheap good lookin bitches from Costangeles and then dumb them...whahaha
The pervert Burger...well he's gonna keep on trying on his girlfriend till he's gonna score..YEAHHH...touchdown...But the 3 sparkling friends...well they might not sparkle no more..cuz of some "bad weather" so they will get their pussyes wet and filthy..whahaha..like..for example: They might not have money to go to Neptune...or some other friends might join them..like voucher, aftene, the old man without the teeth, ure-chill-out, and other people that might make them enjoy the "First of May", or they might not go together cuz maybe some of them already have other plans...and other things like that, which I'll have to think of...whahah...
So in this situation I think things start to look diffrent...and the 3 sparkling friends might not sparkle at all...and maybe Burger will get their asses too...who knows...all this in the next episode...whahahah
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FunkePasarea PenixDin: Constangeles
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well...the next episode smells like this...
the weather at neptune doesn`t really matter... we can drink da booze indoor or outdoor....the fact is that we r drinkin a lot of booze ). doesn`t matter if you`re drinkin tha booze in da chamber or in the rain...we all r gonna be wasted so much, we ain`t gonna even worry bout it... while the little conifer is gonna stay out of da clubs with the nasty koreean guy who`s gonna beat him/ fuck him all night ). So the three sparkling friends will party, as conifer knows how we did last Neptune, with all da gang....the really gang (the party will take place all together now) without fakerz like i joked about, voucher, kaftenee and the list may continue. Bout Burgher ....what can i say?....conifer boy... he mai dissapoint you... heard that he is gonna lay LOW on a wedding and he`s gonna party none. And so, your corporation sucks waaaaaaahahahahah. Even scafandra is gonna hi jinx with us. Do u wanna hi jinx wit us? neaaaaaah waaaaaahahahaha scraaaaaaam! ))). Yes, what really counts is that the Grazz will finnish in 2 years of miserable life his homework and then fuck a lot of teens impressing them with fancy cars and dolla dolla bills. But we`re gonna stick around (three sparklin friends) and we`re gonna take advantage weeeeee, but not in the mean sense. Till then, Burger will masturbate and Grazz will live his miserable life.
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si tine minte... acolo pe front.....daca vei muri ca un brav la somata cu tubermanu cu gornete, familia ta va primi o piatra funerara moca
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ConiferuLittle Conifer is in the Big City
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Is fanc right?...could he be right?...what if he's wrong...hmmm..hehehe...well I shall clarify this predicament. The situation is like this. The Grazz got himself a nice apartment and he's gonna move out of the resindence by the end of this week. Right now the Grazz is bitchslapping the korean guy...cuz he's a dumbass...whahah...the Grazz is the king in the room...the korean guy doesn't even squeak at the Grazz...whahahaha
The cool part is that because the Grazz is moving out..he can party at his house and drink booze till he's gonna fall on the floor as fanc was doing in the vama veche...wehehehe...so the Grazz life is gonna start getting better and better..whaha
Now, about the Neptune from last year..yea it is true...it was good, BUT...something is missing this year. Do you know what that is?...ME...WHAHAHAH...and you all know I am the master and fanc is only my loyal dog...plus...the gang might be as fanc says BUT...people always run into each other on the street..so who knows maybe they're gonna run into voucher or aftene...WAHAHAHA...and they might want to spend some time with the sparkling friends...
The thing is that the sparkling friends can avoid them, BUT in my opinion...going to Neptune to hide from other people SUCKS ASS HARD...whahaha
About Burger...well what can I say...he's only trying to get some asses...WHAHAHA...the thing is that if things turn out as I said...well...Burger will have more fun then the 3 sparkling friends who might not sparkle no more and as I said before..will get their pussies wet...WHAHAHAH...
So in this situation my corporation rulzzz...whahaha...and kicks ass too...heheh
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''Is fanc right?''( said grazz)of course he's wright because even thought grazz is moving into the nice apartment ... and throw a big party and drink booze..,and then hes gonna fall on the floor '''BOOOOM...'' and the neighbours.will be pissed off and they will call the police and grazz will and up spending his nights under arrest because the lazy bastard is under 21 years old ( drinking age ,,). After that Grazz's dad is gonna pay the cautiune ..he would be verry angry and disappointed on his lovely son, who he luvs and as a reward he won't recharge grazz's credit card to pay Berkley college and grazz will return to holly lands of constangeles ..no more Big city , no more future ,no more skateboarding ,no more fat bitches...4 our littel conifer
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ConiferuLittle Conifer is in the Big City
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WHAHAHAH...but what Scafandra doesn't know that the Grazz partied in his fuckin' appartment...and the dumbass owner came and said: "too much...too much"
whahaha...what a dumbass....and then the owner saw all the beers the grazz was drinking and he kind of freaked out WHAHAH....but he didn't call the police..cuzz the Grazz would have kicked his ass bad if the owner would have done that...hahha...
The cool part is that the Grazz is still KING here cuz the owner is japanese or some stupid nation like that...and the Grazz kickss their ass cuzz these kind of people are really really dumb...they are dumber than "vexu mic" whahahah
So as u can see the Grazz partied and nothin happened cuzz he is the KING of Queens whahaha...so he still gets his card refilled and he still has money to buy booze and he still goes to Berkeley...whahaha...
So this means that the Grazz is still right and poor old little Scafandra and that bump, Fanc are WRONG....whaha....and they are at a disadvantage at this moment...wikiiiii...and they will not celebrate the 1 may...cuzz Fanc has to study for his licenta...and has to write 12 point letters and not 14 point letters, Scafandra has to make some jumps with the parasuta and Hoc wants to sk8. So there won't be any 1 may for our 3 little not so sparkling friends...whahaha...so they are at a nasty disadvantage...whahaha
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BurgerVrajitorul din OzDin: Constangeles
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Narrator: So the 1st of may is gone. Perverted Burger had a "lovely" time at the barbeque with his schoolmates. He didn`t end up fucking any phat ass biatch. I believe he turns up to be a hardliner. Anyway on his first night he went at a rock-bar full of dumb metalheadz like always. Suddently, after nowhere Funk appears wit his TripHopCrew. Burger is shocked since he was starting to believe that the next 2 days that he will spend in Costinesti Village will be resumed to eating meat and drinking beer. Funk starts laughing....
Funk: Stupid fat ass Burger. I will bitchslap u....
Burger: Neah... i will phuck you "noHairAss" with my camera-zoom
Narrator: Said and done. Burger pulls out of the bag his mighty Nikon and starts digging in funk`ass. Clever Funk takes a "40" from a near table and smashes the whole thing in Burger`s head. Luckly for Burger was that he felt on a sad drunk guy who was laying down because of the booze. Then one of Funk`s crew members... Look at my puppy... Burger was enchanted and Funk tooked the ocassion to bitchslap his lousy face. Burger felt down on the street... The next day when Burger whoke up remembered that Funk said something about going to Neptune... it was 30th of April. So he decides to walk on a 2-day-journey to Neptune to take his revenge on Funk.
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